[Ivory]

Promising Bus Trip Home​

A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby.

The baby wouldn't take it, so she said,

"Come on, eat it all up or ... I'll have to give it to this nice man here."
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding,
so she said, Come on, honey.

Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."
A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted out,

"Come on, kid.
Make up your mind!
I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"

 

[molmid]

That's a good one

 

[Reet]

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight and the tendency to tell a story to the same person three or four times.