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Priscilla

The wife sent a message to her husband: "Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says 'Hi' to you."​

Husband: "Who is Priscilla?"​

Wife: "Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message."​

Twist in the tale…..

Husband: "But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about?"​

Wife: "Where are you…?"​

Husband: "Near the vegetable market."​

Wife: "Wait I’m coming there right now …!"​

After 10 minutes, she texts her husband

“Where are you”?​

Husband: "I’m at the office. Now that you’re at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need."​

 
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Priscilla

The wife sent a message to her husband Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you “.​

Husband : Who is Priscilla?​

Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message​

Twist in the tale…..​

Husband : But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about?​

Wife : Where are you….?​

Husband: Near the vegetable market​

Wife : Wait I’m coming there right now …!​

After 10 minutes she texts her husband​

“Where are you”?​

Husband: “I’m at the office. Now that you’re at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need​

We all know who's ending up wrong in this scenario, and it isn't... :ROFLMAO:
 
Priscilla

The wife sent a message to her husband: "Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says 'Hi' to you."​

Husband: "Who is Priscilla?"​

Wife: "Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message."​

Twist in the tale…..

Husband: "But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about?"​

Wife: "Where are you…?"​

Husband: "Near the vegetable market."​

Wife: "Wait I’m coming there right now …!"​

After 10 minutes, she texts her husband

“Where are you”?​

Husband: "I’m at the office. Now that you’re at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need."​

Lol, Gotchya! Hahaha.
 
Priscilla

The wife sent a message to her husband: "Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says 'Hi' to you."​

Husband: "Who is Priscilla?"​

Wife: "Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message."​

Twist in the tale…..

Husband: "But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about?"​

Wife: "Where are you…?"​

Husband: "Near the vegetable market."​

Wife: "Wait I’m coming there right now …!"​

After 10 minutes, she texts her husband

“Where are you”?​

Husband: "I’m at the office. Now that you’re at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need."​

Done the rounds before.
 
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I'd send back to him if he wants to eat he can get out of the office and get to the shops and help do the shopping.
 
I'd send back to him if he wants to eat he can get out of the office and get to the shops and help do the shopping.
If you did that, I'd find [another] new partner. Who, apart from God, is in charge, and must be obeyed?
 

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