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mOiOz

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PRAYING MANTIS

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I sometimes think it might be best to be a Praying Mantas :unsure:
 
Would that be the devouring or the mating? :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
Would that be the devouring or the mating? :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
The female human takes a lifetime to devour her mate, the female praying mantas devours him straight away. Maybe best to go quickly?
 
The female human takes a lifetime to devour her mate, the female praying mantas devours him straight away. Maybe best to go quickly?
hehehe perhaps
Am thinking, The female human takes a lifetime to devour her mate. This means that there may be plenty of chances to mate :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
hehehe perhaps
Am thinking, The female human takes a lifetime to devour her mate. This means that there may be plenty of chances to mate :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
Maybe, but what if you were a quick male praying mantis & could escape to find many more?
 
Is that why they are called praying mantis. Please save me.👏
They are called a Praying Mantas because in their natural stance they always look like they are praying 🙏

Just as a side fact when I was a young boy, I used to catch them, the bigger the better used to get them up to about 150mm or 6 inches and chase my sisters with them, they were absolutely afraid of them because of their front hunting claws. 😁
 
Did you know the praying mantis has an ear between it’s legs and it can live for a short time without its head.😊
 
Maybe, but what if you were a quick male praying mantis & could escape to find many more?
They aren’t quick enough because she has her legs wrapped around him tight. He is her “after” meal so she can’t let him go. 😃
 
They aren’t quick enough because she has her legs wrapped around him tight. He is her “after” meal so she can’t let him go. 😃
Yeah like the black widow spider yummy 😋 an after dinner snack 🤣
 
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Yeah like the black widow spider yummy 😋 an after dinner snack 🤣
Yes just like a black widow spider and red back spider they are just bitches. That's why you hardly ever see another spider with them. The story goes that you never-ending r see 👀 red back spiders with daddy long legs spiders as Daddy long leg on spiders have more venomous poisoning than red backs. What a load of bullshit. Open a garbage door & see who is living behind it. Both in harmony.
 
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I used to be a pest controller at one point in my life.
 
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They aren’t quick enough because she has her legs wrapped around him tight. He is her “after” meal so she can’t let him go. 😃
Well I guess just better like it & make the most of it 🤣
 
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Who thought that à praying Mantas joke would have sought so much attention,
It's because of the sex thing I am sure
 
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Pest control is very much harder than most think. It is very interesting learning about insects and termites.
Nobody sees the hard work like crawling around in ceilings or under low set houses drilling & treating timber stumps for termites, installing retreatable termite systems around houses working between concreters and builders, let alone working with harsh insecticides. They are all the reasons why I gave it away. Before I finished up like one of those insects 😱
 
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