[L1ly1]

Practical mortician



Practical mortician had a husband to prepare

Wife wanted him in a suit and the cost she did not care

At the viewing wife noted he was wearing an Armani suit

Another gentleman who came in same size and wearing that suit

And his wife said dress him casual but please loose the suit

Thank you I am impressed for he looks so boss

I have the cheque here so what is the cost

No cost because it was easy to get the threads

To do it I just simply swapped their heads







PS: I am not the author of this old joke I just put it into to verse

 

[Sethia Soliman]

OH NOOOOOOO

 

[Dennis]

Practical mortician



Practical mortician had a husband to prepare

Wife wanted him in a suit and the cost she did not care

At the viewing wife noted he was wearing an Armani suit

Another gentleman who came in same size and wearing that suit

And his wife said dress him casual but please loose the suit

Thank you I am impressed for he looks so boss

I have the cheque here so what is the cost

No cost because it was easy to get the threads

To do it I just simply swapped their heads


As regards the verse do not give up your day job Maddie, HA HA.




PS: I am not the author of this old joke I just put it into to verse

 

[Defiant540]

Practical mortician



Practical mortician had a husband to prepare

Wife wanted him in a suit and the cost she did not care

At the viewing wife noted he was wearing an Armani suit

Another gentleman who came in same size and wearing that suit

And his wife said dress him casual but please loose the suit

Thank you I am impressed for he looks so boss

I have the cheque here so what is the cost

No cost because it was easy to get the threads

To do it I just simply swapped their heads







PS: I am not the author of this old joke I just put it into to verse

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[Xe]

It's the time of the French Revolution and they're doing their usual daily beheadings..​

Today they're leading a priest, a prostitute and an engineer up to the guillotine.

They ask the priest if he wants to be face up or face down when he meets his fate. The priest says that he would like to be face up so he will be looking toward heaven when he dies. They raise the blade of the guillotine, release it, it comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his neck. Being devoutly religious, they Take this as divine intervention and release the priest.

Next the prostitute comes to the guillotine. She also decides to die face up hoping that she will be as fortunate as the priest. They raise the blade of the guillotine, release it, it comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from her neck. So they release the prostitute as well.

The engineer is next. He too decides to die facing up. They raise the blade of the guillotine and suddenly the engineer cries out: "Hey, I see what your problem is!"

 

[Defiant540]

It's the time of the French Revolution and they're doing their usual daily beheadings..​

Today they're leading a priest, a prostitute and an engineer up to the guillotine.

They ask the priest if he wants to be face up or face down when he meets his fate. The priest says that he would like to be face up so he will be looking toward heaven when he dies. They raise the blade of the guillotine, release it, it comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his neck. Being devoutly religious, they Take this as divine intervention and release the priest.

Next the prostitute comes to the guillotine. She also decides to die face up hoping that she will be as fortunate as the priest. They raise the blade of the guillotine, release it, it comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from her neck. So they release the prostitute as well.

The engineer is next. He too decides to die facing up. They raise the blade of the guillotine and suddenly the engineer cries out: "Hey, I see what your problem is!"

dumbo!