Practical mortician
Practical mortician had a husband to prepare
Wife wanted him in a suit and the cost she did not care
At the viewing wife noted he was wearing an Armani suit
Another gentleman who came in same size and wearing that suit
And his wife said dress him casual but please loose the suit
Thank you I am impressed for he looks so boss
I have the cheque here so what is the cost
No cost because it was easy to get the threads
To do it I just simply swapped their heads
PS: I am not the author of this old joke I just put it into to verse
Practical mortician had a husband to prepare
Wife wanted him in a suit and the cost she did not care
At the viewing wife noted he was wearing an Armani suit
Another gentleman who came in same size and wearing that suit
And his wife said dress him casual but please loose the suit
Thank you I am impressed for he looks so boss
I have the cheque here so what is the cost
No cost because it was easy to get the threads
To do it I just simply swapped their heads
PS: I am not the author of this old joke I just put it into to verse