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Poor, Poor Man
A man is out on a golf course when he hears someone shout "FORE!"
He looks this way and that but doesn't see the ball,
until WHACK! He shouts and curses and moans,
holding both hands over his crotch.
"Oh, you poor thing!" a woman cries, running over to assist him.
She gets on her knees and starts to rub his groin with her hands.
"Is that better?"
He shakes his head, so she pulls his pants down and starts rubbing
It in earnest. After a few minutes, she smiles and says,
"That seemed to help a lot!"
"Oh, it was wonderful!" he says.
"But the ball hit my thumb!"
