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Poor old Ginger

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A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner.

This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.

The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.

Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little f*rt.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, “Ginger!”

The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face.

A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.

This time, she didn't hesitate

She let a much louder and longer f*rt rip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, “Dammit, Ginger!” Once again the woman smiled and thought,

“Yes!” A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.

This time she didn't even think about it.

She let rip a f*rt that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, “Dammit, Ginger, get away from her before she sh*ts on you!”
 
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