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Poof!
A sergeant-major and two privates are walking through a city park, and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The genie says, 'I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.'
'Me first! Me first!' says one of the privates. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless.'
Poof! He’s gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the second private. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a mai tai on the other.'
Poof! He’s gone.
'You’re next,' the Genie says to the sergeant-major, 'You can have anything you want.'
The sergeant says, 'I want those guys back in the motor pool after lunch.'
