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POLITICS
Jay Leno ~ If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
Henry VII - The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Aesop ~ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Nikita Khrushchev ~ Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
Clarence Darrow ~ When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
Ronald Reagan ~ Politics are supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
