Please Be Careful
I went to a Christmas party last night and had a few beers,
followed by a couple cocktails and three or five shots of tequila.
I still had sense to know that I was over the limit.
That's when I did something I have never done before: I took a cab home.
Sure enough there was a police road block, since it was a cab they waved it past.
I arrived home safely and without incident.
This was both a great relief and a surprise because I have never driven a cab before.
I don't even know where I got it from and now that it's in my garage,
I don't know what to do with it.