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PLAYING WITH TRAINS
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his
new electric train set in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "'All of you bastards who want off, get off
now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get on now, 'cos
we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this
house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son emerged from the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.
Soon, the train stopped, and the mother heard her son say,
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your
belongings with you.
We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue,
"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.
Please note that smoking is not permitted on the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added..........
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO-HOUR delay,
please see the fat b*tch in the kitchen."
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his
new electric train set in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "'All of you bastards who want off, get off
now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get on now, 'cos
we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this
house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son emerged from the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.
Soon, the train stopped, and the mother heard her son say,
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your
belongings with you.
We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue,
"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.
Please note that smoking is not permitted on the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added..........
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO-HOUR delay,
please see the fat b*tch in the kitchen."
