[Skipton]

Perception!​

 

[Ivory]

My husband doesn’t hear anything I say. There is a remote control sensor that closes of the auditory senses in the instance I open my mouth. The last thing he heard was 48 years ago when he was asked a question, and he answered I do!

 

[glennkidd]

Some years ago, out of curiosity, I took a hearing test at one of those shopping centre booth thingies. The results apparently showed that I have some loss of hearing in the higher frequency range.
I asked the lady what might that mean, and she said that I might have some difficulty hearing and understanding female voices.
I responded, quite seriously, why would that be a problem.
The look on the woman's face was PRICELESS!!!!!!
My wonderful wife found it hillarious.

 

[Ivory]

Some years ago, out of curiosity, I took a hearing test at one of those shopping centre booth thingies. The results apparently showed that I have some loss of hearing in the higher frequency range.
I asked the lady what might that mean, and she said that I might have some difficulty hearing and understanding female voices.
I responded, quite seriously, why would that be a problem.
The look on the woman's face was PRICELESS!!!!!!
My wonderful wife found it hillarious.

But what language were you tested in? We all know men and women speak different languages

 

[magpie1]

 

[Ezzy]

My husband doesn’t hear anything I say. There is a remote control sensor that closes of the auditory senses in the instance I open my mouth. The last thing he heard was 48 years ago when he was asked a question, and he answered I do!

Isn't that termed as 'selective deafness'?

 

[Ezzy]

Many years ago l only had a hearing aid in my right ear. When l was driving & my wife spoke to me l couldn't hear her. I have no excuse now because l wear an aid in both ears.

 

[Ivory]

Many years ago l only had a hearing aid in my right ear. When l was driving & my wife spoke to me l couldn't hear her. I have no excuse now because l wear an aid in both ears.

My dad used to say he only wore hearing aids so he could switch them off when mum “started.”

 

[DLHM]

I’d stop listening after the word “GO”.

 

[UruauP]

That would be right.

 

[UruauP]

My husband doesn’t hear anything I say. There is a remote control sensor that closes of the auditory senses in the instance I open my mouth. The last thing he heard was 48 years ago when he was asked a question, and he answered I do!

Classic.

 

[novezar]

He had the right idea.