[melnugro]

Pastor Pays Visit To Parishioner !​

A pastor goes to a nursing home for the first time to visit an elderly parishioner.

As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one.
As they continue their conversation, he can't help himself and eats one after another.

By the time they are through visiting, the bowl is empty. He says, "Mrs. Jones, I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts. "

" That's O.K.," she says. " They would have just sat there anyway. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back in the bowl !"

 

[SirExton]

One night our Vicar came to the house to see mother, dad was down the pub. The vicar wast talking about our church school attendance and other issues. My brother Stephen and I use to share the same double bed in the 50's and we had an army great coat acting as the top blanket on the bed.

This night when the vicar was there, mum shouted up the stairs, "can you two stop fighting about he blankets?" Stephen kept pulling the Army Great Coat of me and I was shivering! I said @stephen keeps pulling the army great coat, over to his side of the bed and I am cold!"

Mum shouted up "that's not an Army Great Coat, it's an Eiderdown Dunna!"

15 minutes later we were at it again, arguing and fighting about the bed cover. Mum again shouted up the stairs "I've told you to stop fighting about the bed covers and get to sleep!" I replied "Mum Stephen just pulled the arms of the Eiderdown Dunna!"

 

[novezar]

That's a real old, oldy. Been around for yonky donks.

 

[SirExton]

That's a real old, oldy. Been around for yonky donks.

Yep since the Second World War. Lest we forget! Those who paid the ultimate sacrifice, and their families! Amen! & Amen!