[phantomrose102]

Parrot​

David and Bernice are visiting Israel and are out for a stroll when they walk into a pet store and see a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to its right leg.
David asks the store owner the significance of the strings.
“This parrot can teach you to speak Hebrew,” said the store owner. "It’s is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string, he speaks Hebrew; if you pull the green string, he speaks English.”
"And what happens if I pull both strings at the same time?" asks David
"I fall off my perch, Einstein!" squawks the parrot.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana split, so iced screamed

 

[mOiOz]

מאוד טוב = Meod Tov = Very Good

 

[Jest]

thanks for the word ISRAEL AND THE JOKE.. I STAND WITH ISRAEL.

 

[midgemills]

thanks for the word ISRAEL AND THE JOKE.. I STAND WITH ISRAEL.

I stand with peace.