[phantomrose101]

Parking​

Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet parking?​

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car​

 

[Mark K]

Parking​

A couple of decades ago a person I was working with told me that new smart phones are wonderful. Every day at work they take a photo of their car in the carpark from just outside the lift doors so that when it is time to go home they can see what floor they are on and where their car is in relation to the lift.

I commented "So you've never had trouble finding your car?"

They replied "There were three times I couldn't find it. I kept losing my phone."