[mOiOz]

PARACHUTE CLUB​

Yesterday, my daughter emailed me yet *again*, asking why I don’t do something more 'useful' with my time. 'What, lounging by the pool with a glass of wine isn’t useful?' I teased her back. She seems to love bringing up how I should be spending my time in more 'productive' ways.

She told me she was 'only thinking of my well-being' and suggested I head to the Senior Centre to socialise. So, I took her advice.

But later that evening, I thought I'd have a little fun with her.

I emailed her and casually mentioned that I had joined a Parachute Club. She responded almost instantly, 'Are you out of your mind? You’re 84, and now you’re jumping out of planes?!'

I told her that not only had I joined, but I had my official membership card, and I even sent her a picture of it.

Moments later, she called me in a panic, yelling, 'Dad, where are your glasses? That’s not a Parachute Club membership – it's a Pro*stitute Club!'

'Oh no,' I replied, trying to hold back my laughter. 'Well, this is a problem…'

'I already signed up for five jumps a week!'

Then, the line went dead.

 

[Dennis]

A beauty where do you find them?

 

[mOiOz]

A beauty where do you find them?

All over the place - requires a lot of jumping around!

 

[Catherines]

All over the place - requires a lot of jumping around!

I love your response to “where do you find them?” And your joke as well!

 

[Reet]

A city lad was tearing through the country one day in his new car when out of nowhere appeared a bull in the road. Unable to avoid it the lad drove right into it, killing it instantly. Feeling guilty he walked over to the farmhouse and knocked on the door. "I'm so sorry, madam, I've killed your bull. I'd very much like to replace him" "Oh, okay" replied the farmer's wife. "Go around to the side and you'll find the cows in the barn"

 

[Barbara V]

If you Google you come up with a whole load of jokes

 

[SirExton]

An oldie but a goodie! Ox

 

[Luckyus]

An oldie but a goodie! Ox

Aye long before Email

 

[mOiOz]

I love your response to “where do you find them?” And your joke as well!

Everywhere...!

 

[etphhome]

Love it

 

[Luckyus]

Google jokes and publish and piss off some with a plethora of the same jokes.

 

[Catherines]

Read and enjoy what you want, no need for negative feed back by anyone.