[Skipton]

Panda-Monium!​

A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich.
He eats, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts,
"Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter
and you didn't pay for the food!" The panda yells back,
"Hey man, I'm a panda. Look it up!"
The bartender opens his dictionary to panda,
"A tree climbing mammal of Asian origin,
characterized by distinct black and white colouring.
Eats, shoots, and leaves."

 

[Taurie Anne Quirke]

Another good 1, here's my reply. Not tech savvy so hope you get this 1 Skipton.
This one is about ducks! LOL Taurie xoxoxox

 

[Littleboy8]

Another good 1, here's my reply. Not tech savvy so hope you get this 1 Skipton.
This one is about ducks! LOL Taurie xoxoxox

funny