[Skipton]

Painful​

Pulled a nose hair out today
to see if it hurt.
Judging by the screams of
the guy asleep on the bus
next to me!
Yes, it did hurt!!!!!

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun What do you get when you cross a skunk with Frankenstein? Stinkstone.

 

[Knackers]

Dennis R's Morning Pun What do you get when you cross a skunk with Frankenstein? Stinkstone.

Sorry Dennis.... that was a "stinker"! Usually get a good chuckle out of your puns. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you!

 

[Dennis]

Sorry Dennis.... that was a "stinker"! Usually get a good chuckle out of your puns. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you!

Do not know what happened there, last word was supposed to be Stinkenstine, thanks for the reply, seasons greetings to you.

 

[Dippy53]

Painful​

Pulled a nose hair out today
to see if it hurt.
Judging by the screams of
the guy asleep on the bus
next to me!
Yes, it did hurt!!!!!

I was talking to a 4yo the other day and she asked me if I had a spider in my nose. Definitely time to to wax my nostrils

 

[Luckyus]

Painful​

Pulled a nose hair out today
to see if it hurt.
Judging by the screams of
the guy asleep on the bus
next to me!
Yes, it did hurt!!!!!

Felt the same when I pulled one out of my arse. ractising a magic trick.

 

[Wandiwa]

Do not know what happened there, last word was supposed to be Stinkenstine, thanks for the reply, seasons greetings to you.

Your phone or computers autocorrupt kicked in, that's what happened!

 

[Veggiepatch]

Some mates and I were down the local pub when I was 19. This huge redheaded dude had fallen asleep pissed as with a pair of old school Stubbies and no undies. Anyway, his left nut was hanging out, so Veggie in all his naughtiness set fire to his pubes with a lighter. Never seen someone wake up as quick as he did!

Me? Born a bastard, a bastard back then and still a bastard.

 

[Knackers]

Some mates and I were down the local pub when I was 19. This huge redheaded dude had fallen asleep pissed as with a pair of old school Stubbies and no undies. Anyway, his left nut was hanging out, so Veggie in all his naughtiness set fire to his pubes with a lighter. Never seen someone wake up as quick as he did!

Me? Born a bastard, a bastard back then and still a bastard.

"Born a bastard"..... maybe so.....but also an insomniac, I'm guessing! 3.27am... REALLY Veggiepatch?

 

[Mark K]

Your phone or computers autocorrupt kicked in, that's what happened!

The man who invented autocorrect died. His funnel will be held tomato.

 

[Wandiwa]

The man who invented autocorrect died. His funnel will be held tomato.

 

[Wandiwa]

I've terned ortokorect of, coz I dont nede it.

 

[UruauP]

I was talking to a 4yo the other day and she asked me if I had a spider in my nose. Definitely time to to wax my nostrils

Great idea

 

[Veggiepatch]

I was talking to a 4yo the other day and she asked me if I had a spider in my nose. Definitely time to to wax my nostrils

Don't tell too many people otherwise they will think it's something new to snort.

"I was waxed off my head...."