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Paddy goes to heaven​

Member @Barry Anyang-Burling would like to share this joke with you all!

PADDY an Irishman dies and is waiting at the Pearly Gates, The Entry into Heaven. Saint PETER turns up and ask PADDY what he wanted, PADDY replies I like to come in please, Saint PETER says sorry we do not have enough room at the moment, we are expanding on the southern side of heaven and you will have to wait until its finished, However I will ask you 3 questions and if you get all of them right, you can come in straight away.
Q. 1 What days of the week start with the letter T ? PADDY thinks for a short moment and replies TODAY AND TOMRROW saint PETTER says I will have to give you that one.
Q.2 How many seconds are there in a Year? PADDY says that is a hard one and after a short moment replies 12 Saint PETER asked PADDY how on earth did you come up with that answer. PADDY replies 2nd January, 2nd February, 2nd March all the way until the 2nd December. Saint PETER replies I will have to give you that one as well.
Q. 3 What is GOD name? PADDY replied that is a easy one, His name is HALLOWED. Saint PETER said Where on earth did you get that name. PADDY replied it is in the LORDS PRAYER. Our Father who art in Heaven HALLOWED be thy name.

Saint PETER had a big smile on his face and he opened the PEARLY GATES and said Welcome PADDY