[Skipton]

P.S​

My darling husband, Before you return from your business trip,
I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the van when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately, it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Coles, and when I turned into the driveway
I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately, the van came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.
You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
P.S. Your Girlfriend Called

 

[Wandiwa]

You mean something like this?

 

[Dennis]

P.S​

My darling husband, Before you return from your business trip,
I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the van when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately, it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Coles, and when I turned into the driveway
I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately, the van came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.
You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
P.S. Your Girlfriend Called

I have seen this joke quite a few times and you have to see the picture to finish it off, it shows the car she was driving upside down on his expensive car in the garage.

 

[margie]

 

[Gazman]

P.S​

My darling husband, Before you return from your business trip,
I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the van when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately, it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Coles, and when I turned into the driveway
I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately, the van came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.
You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
P.S. Your Girlfriend Called

A very deserving man?

 

[Erc]

Brilliant , I'm going to use that one lol

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

Surves him right There is nothing like a woman’s fury