[wazzalox]

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Guy goes into a supermarket. A lady approaches and says, "Excuse me, are you John Lambert?"
Guy says, "Yes, I am. Why do you ask?"
She says, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
He looks embarrassed and says, "I'm sorry, are you the stripper from Barry Brown's stag party in 2015?"
She says, "No, I'm your son's primary school teacher."

 

[Defiant540]

don't get it

 

[Dennis]

Am I showing my age but some old jokes cropping up

 

[Scooter]

Took a minute to get it but chuckled when I realised the answer..

 

[Lyndall J]

Love the jokes every day......

 

[Gazman]

Ha ha ha lol

 

[Darron]

Hahahahahah

 

[thomas]

don't get it

sounds like a
"blomde" reactiom, no offence, I get the same comment from my wife at almost ALL of the jokes

 

[WADuck]

OMG that was one real laugh out loud lol..jokes if ever there was one. I am still giggling away.

 

[WADuck]

don't get it

My advice then is develop a sense of humour.

 

[Alexander]

My advice then is develop a sense of humour.

Perhaps a double dose is required to be developed ... in laughing juice!!

 

[Denise Waters]

don't get it

Read it again. Father kid teacher

 

[Carwill]

Guy goes into a supermarket. A lady approaches and says, "Excuse me, are you John Lambert?"
Guy says, "Yes, I am. Why do you ask?"
She says, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
He looks embarrassed and says, "I'm sorry, are you the stripper from Barry Brown's stag party in 2015?"
She says, "No, I'm your son's primary school teacher."

Very Funny made me lol

 

[Defiant540]

Guy goes into a supermarket. A lady approaches and says, "Excuse me, are you John Lambert?"
Guy says, "Yes, I am. Why do you ask?"
She says, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
He looks embarrassed and says, "I'm sorry, are you the stripper from Barry Brown's stag party in 2015?"
She says, "No, I'm your son's primary school teacher."

I re-read it, now I do

 

[Defiant540]

Read it again. Father kid teacher

yup, took a second read

 

[Defiant540]

My advice then is develop a sense of humour.

at my age it takes a while

 

[Defiant540]

sounds like a
"blomde" reactiom, no offence, I get the same comment from my wife at almost ALL of the jokes

blonde reaction even & no I'm a brunette

 

[Defiant540]

Guy goes into a supermarket. A lady approaches and says, "Excuse me, are you John Lambert?"
Guy says, "Yes, I am. Why do you ask?"
She says, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
He looks embarrassed and says, "I'm sorry, are you the stripper from Barry Brown's stag party in 2015?"
She says, "No, I'm your son's primary school teacher."

yes I do

 

[Possum Lover]

Oh Wah! Just opening his mouth to change feet.

 

[Thecla]

My advice then is develop a sense of humour.

maybe read it again...a little slower this time hahahaha