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One Or The Other
A married woman was having an affair with a baker.
After some time, the baker went to the woman's house while her husband was home, bringing a wedding cake.
“Edith, darling!" said the baker. “I have our wedding cake made! Let us go and get married!"
Alarmed, the husband said, “What's going on here, Edith? What's this baker doing here?"
The baker said, “Did you not hear? Your wife Edith no longer loves you,
so she is leaving you and marrying me instead! That is why I baked this wedding cake. We are heading off now!”
Infuriated, the husband raised his fists in the air and shouted, “Stop right there, you.... baker!
You can take my wife if you want, but the cake stays here!"
“Why?" asked the baker.
The husband said, “Because you can't have your cake and Edith too!
