[Luckyus]

One for the Poms Among Us​

A Young Bloke goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a bit of sandpaper round his penis.

The doorman said "what are you supposed to be a rough handfull"

"No he said Dick Emery"

 

[Wandiwa]

Oh you are awful, but I like you !!!!

 

[Jarred Santos]

One for the Poms Among Us​

A Young Bloke goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a bit of sandpaper round his penis.

The doorman said "what are you supposed to be a rough handfull"

"No he said Dick Emery"

When 'applying friction' ends up less than desired