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Tom trained every day for his running race in the Olympics. He was determined to win. On the day of his race as he was n the starting block he looked skywards and prayed to God to guide him to win. From the clouds came a booming voice ‘Tom come forth!’ .....and he did! (For those who don’t get it - he came ‘fourth’)
 
Tom trained every day for his running race in the Olympics. He was determined to win. On the day of his race as he was n the starting block he looked skywards and prayed to God to guide him to win. From the clouds came a booming voice ‘Tom come forth!’ .....and he did! (For those who don’t get it - he came ‘fourth’)
God called Tom to come forth, but he tripped, and came fifth!
 
Tom trained every day for his running race in the Olympics. He was determined to win. On the day of his race as he was n the starting block he looked skywards and prayed to God to guide him to win. From the clouds came a booming voice ‘Tom come forth!’ .....and he did! (For those who don’t get it - he came ‘fourth’)
Now that is not only funny it is clever.
 

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