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Older Blokes Are So Helpful​

I was in Woolworths the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young Fellah.

I said to the young fellah, "Sorry about that.
I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young fellah says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too.
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young fellah says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes,
long legs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top, and no bra. What does your wife look like?"


I said, "Doesn't matter - let's look for yours."

We older blokes are helpful like that.