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OLD' IS WHEN
*'OLD' IS WHEN ...*
*Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes And you're barefoot!*
*'OLD' IS WHEN ...
A sexy babe catches your fancy ...
And your pacemaker opens the garage door!*
*'OLD' IS WHEN ...*
*You don't care where your spouse goes
. Just as long as you don't have to go along.*
*'OLD' IS WHEN ...
You are cautioned to slow down
By the doctor instead of by the police*
*'OLD' IS WHEN ..
'Getting lucky' means you find your car In the parking lot.*
*'OLD' IS WHEN ...
An 'all-nighter' means not getting up
To use the bathroom.*
*'OLD' IS WHEN ...
Your sweetie says
'Let's go upstairs and make love'
And you answer:
'Pick one, I can't do both!'*
*AND
'OLD' IS WHEN ...
You are not sure these are jokes!*
