[Skipton]

Old Fart!!​

Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started
rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to pass wind.
The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief
and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me….
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod……..
and how was your day?
This is what happens when old people start using technology!

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started
rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to pass wind.
The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief
and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me….
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod……..
and how was your day?
This is what happens when old people start using technology!

Goodness That's hilarious!

 

[Gazman]

Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started
rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to pass wind.
The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief
and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me….
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod……..
and how was your day?
This is what happens when old people start using technology!

Anew spin on being an old fart. lol

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started
rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to pass wind.
The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief
and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me….
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod……..
and how was your day?
This is what happens when old people start using technology!

Lol you must be really old so farting in public should be OK Hahah

 

[Ezzy]

Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started
rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to pass wind.
The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief
and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me….
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod……..
and how was your day?
This is what happens when old people start using technology!

Lucky for you this was only wind.

 

[Ezzy]

Lol you must be really old so farting in public should be OK Hahah

My 100 year old friend didn't care who was around when he needed to fart. I guess the old adage applies, 'wherever you may be, let your wind go free.' ( except an elevator ).