[Old Grey Mare]

Oh To Be 80 !!!​

"Sixty is the worst age", the 60-year-old complained. "You always have the urge to pee, and the majority of the time, you go to the toilet, and nothing comes out."

"Ahhh, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "You can't even crap when You're 70... You take laxatives and sit on the toilet all day, waiting for the advent arrival, and nothing happens"

"In fact," the 80-year-old said. "80 is the worst age of all."

"Do you have difficulties peeing as well?" asked the 60-year-old.

"No not at all, every morning I pee at 6 am" replied the 80-year-old. "I pee like a racehorse."

"Do you have trouble crapping?" Asked the 70-year-old.

"No, every morning at 6.30 I crap. I don't take laxatives, no waiting is needed."

By 6:30, it's all out and done, and everything's fine."

"So what's so tough about being 80?" they both asked.

The 80-year-old replied, "I don't wake up until 7.30!!!"

 

[Gazman]

Oh To Be 80 !!!​

"Sixty is the worst age", the 60-year-old complained. "You always have the urge to pee, and the majority of the time, you go to the toilet, and nothing comes out."

"Ahhh, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "You can't even crap when You're 70... You take laxatives and sit on the toilet all day, waiting for the advent arrival, and nothing happens"

"In fact," the 80-year-old said. "80 is the worst age of all."

"Do you have difficulties peeing as well?" asked the 60-year-old.

"No not at all, every morning I pee at 6 am" replied the 80-year-old. "I pee like a racehorse."

"Do you have trouble crapping?" Asked the 70-year-old.

"No, every morning at 6.30 I crap. I don't take laxatives, no waiting is needed."

By 6:30, it's all out and done, and everything's fine."

"So what's so tough about being 80?" they both asked.

The 80-year-old replied, "I don't wake up until 7.30!!!"

Something to look forward to, perhaps on these cold mornings it would at least keep you warm?

 

[Dennis]

Oh To Be 80 !!!​

"Sixty is the worst age", the 60-year-old complained. "You always have the urge to pee, and the majority of the time, you go to the toilet, and nothing comes out."

"Ahhh, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "You can't even crap when You're 70... You take laxatives and sit on the toilet all day, waiting for the advent arrival, and nothing happens"

"In fact," the 80-year-old said. "80 is the worst age of all."

"Do you have difficulties peeing as well?" asked the 60-year-old.

"No not at all, every morning I pee at 6 am" replied the 80-year-old. "I pee like a racehorse."

"Do you have trouble crapping?" Asked the 70-year-old.

"No, every morning at 6.30 I crap. I don't take laxatives, no waiting is needed."

By 6:30, it's all out and done, and everything's fine."

"So what's so tough about being 80?" they both asked.

The 80-year-old replied, "I don't wake up until 7.30!!!"

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What flies and wobbles? A jellycopter.

 

[Sockjoan]

Oh To Be 80 !!!​

"Sixty is the worst age", the 60-year-old complained. "You always have the urge to pee, and the majority of the time, you go to the toilet, and nothing comes out."

"Ahhh, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "You can't even crap when You're 70... You take laxatives and sit on the toilet all day, waiting for the advent arrival, and nothing happens"

"In fact," the 80-year-old said. "80 is the worst age of all."

"Do you have difficulties peeing as well?" asked the 60-year-old.

"No not at all, every morning I pee at 6 am" replied the 80-year-old. "I pee like a racehorse."

"Do you have trouble crapping?" Asked the 70-year-old.

"No, every morning at 6.30 I crap. I don't take laxatives, no waiting is needed."

By 6:30, it's all out and done, and everything's fine."

"So what's so tough about being 80?" they both asked.

The 80-year-old replied, "I don't wake up until 7.30!!!"

This is an old joke!

 

[Abby2]

This is an old joke!

An oldie but a goodie !!!

 

[Macarj]

This is an old joke!

Whats your point, not everyone's heard it

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Oh To Be 80 !!!​

"Sixty is the worst age", the 60-year-old complained. "You always have the urge to pee, and the majority of the time, you go to the toilet, and nothing comes out."

"Ahhh, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "You can't even crap when You're 70... You take laxatives and sit on the toilet all day, waiting for the advent arrival, and nothing happens"

"In fact," the 80-year-old said. "80 is the worst age of all."

"Do you have difficulties peeing as well?" asked the 60-year-old.

"No not at all, every morning I pee at 6 am" replied the 80-year-old. "I pee like a racehorse."

"Do you have trouble crapping?" Asked the 70-year-old.

"No, every morning at 6.30 I crap. I don't take laxatives, no waiting is needed."

By 6:30, it's all out and done, and everything's fine."

"So what's so tough about being 80?" they both asked.

The 80-year-old replied, "I don't wake up until 7.30!!!"

Lol. So the 80-year-old craps in bed! Oo dear I pity his wife! Hahaha.

 

[Mina vriesekolk]

Very funny indeed

 

[Mina vriesekolk]

Very funny indeed !

 

[Peterdachshund]

Whats your point, not everyone's heard it

Maybe he forgets he heard it! I think it's an old George Burns joke.