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I was chatting up a gypsy bird in the pub last night.When she asked if I'd like to go back to her place and have a good time, she wasn't kidding--I went on the waltzers,the dodgems, the ghost train-- I even came home with a goldfish!.
Bloke at the races whispers to Paddy, ''Do you want the winner of the next race? Paddy says ''No thanks, I've only got a small garden''
Irish historians have discovered what they believe to be the headstone of the oldest man to have lived. He was 193 and was called Miles from Dublin.
Two Pakistani women talking in a shop. one said proudly to the other ''I've only been in England six months and I can already speak Polish''
