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Non P.C Rural Story?
Young lass driving down a country road sees a bloke ploughing a field using two horses and an old-style plough so she stops to watch him.
He's an absolute magnificent specimen of manhood, stripped to the waist, muscles rippling, but he doesn't even glance at her as he ploughs steadily away.
She's getting herself quite worked-up watching him thinking, "I've just GOT to have this man!"
Eventually he gets to the end of the ploughing then, unhitching the horses, he picks first one up and throws it over the hedge and into the next field. He then picks-up the second horse and throws it over the hedge following which he then throws the plough over the hedge.
She can contain herself no longer so, stripping all her clothes off, she rushes up to him and says, "I need f*****g!" The bloke looks down at her and says, "So do I! I've just ploughed the wrong bloody field!!"
