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No breakfast

On the farm, little Johnny got up and went in to the kitchen for breakfast. Upon seeing there was no breakfast, he asked his mother. She asked Johnny if he had done his morning chores yet? Until the chores were done, there would be no breakfast.
Grumbling, he went to the coop to feed the chickens. Then he kicked a chook because it got to close to him.
He then went to sty to feed the pigs. One got to close to him, so he kicked it.
He then went to the cow shed to feed the cows. One got to close to him so he kicked it.
Then he came inside. His mother place a bowl of corn flakes in front of Johnny with no milk in it.
His mother told him she had been watching him and that seeing as he kicked the chook, there were no eggs for breakfast for a week.
Because he kicked a pig, she said there would be no bacon for a week.
Because he kicked the cow, there would be no milk for a week.
Just then, his father came down stairs and at the bottom of the stairs was the cat, and his father kicked it.
Johnny looked at his mother and said, "Do I tell him or will you?"

If you don't get it, think about it ;-)
 

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