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No baby planes
A mother and her young son were flying on Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
The boy, staring out the window, asked:
“Mom, if big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”
The mom, stumped and a little embarrassed, said, “Why don’t you ask the flight attendant?”
So he did. The attendant smiled and asked, “Did your mom tell you to ask me that?”
The boy nodded, “Yes, she did.”
The attendant replied, “Well, you tell your mom there are no baby planes because Southwest Airlines always pulls out on time.”
