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80yr old George goes for a medical and it all shows all rests are normal doc says George are you at peace with God? Sure says George,
God and I are o.k. he knows I have poor eyesight so he's fixed it that every time I go for a piss in the night Poof and on goes the bathroom light and when I finish Poof and out it goes. Later in the day the doc meets his wife and says he's o.k and he is in awe at his relationship with God and asks is it true that when he goes for a piss in the night God switches the light on and off for him Oh my God says the wife he's pissing in the fridge again.
 
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80yr old George goes for a medical and it all shows all rests are normal doc says George are you at peace with God? Sure says George,
God and I are o.k. he knows I have poor eyesight so he's fixed it that every time I go for a piss in the night Poof and on goes the bathroom light and when I finish Poof and out it goes. Later in the day the doc meets his wife and says he's o.k and he is in awe at his relationship with God and asks is it true that when he goes for a piss in the night God switches the light on and off for him Oh my God says the wife he's pissing in the fridge again.
Why in the fridge of all places, George?! Hahahaha!
 

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