[Luckyus]

Newly Weds​

A young couple are on their honeymoon.
The husband is sitting in the bathroom
on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself.

"Now how can I tell my wife that I've got
really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink?

I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating.
But she's bound to find out sooner or later that my
feet really stink. Now how do I tell her?"

Meanwhile the wife is sitting in bed saying to herself,
"Now how do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath?

I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting,
but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out.
Now how do I tell him gently?"

The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and
walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, and climbs over
to his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very to hers
and says, "Darling, I've got confession to make."
She says, "So have I love." To which he replies,

"Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks."