[Luckyus]

Newcastle Train​

Man gets onto the train at Central Station, heading for Newcastle, his ticket has him sitting next to a blonde beauty.
Prior to catching the train the man received a paper bag with a dozen golf balls in it from his golfing buddy but the bag had burst so he franticly stuffed six in each front trouser pocket for easy carrying.
As he sat down he asked her where she was getting off and she said Newcastle.
Train started pulling slowly away but the he noticed the blonde was keep looking down at his crotch and the bulges in his pockets, and after 5 awkward mins he smiled and said "its golf balls"
She looked a bit puzzled then asked "does it hurt as much as tennis elbow"?

 

[Wandiwa]

When I worked in the bush, before I went away the wife would pop me in the bath and draw a line on my scrotum at the waterline, when I got home, back in the bath I went and if my balls floated higher than the line I had some explaining to do ........... (that's not a true story)