[Ivory]

New Parrot​

A woman goes to a pet shop looking for a parrot.
They have three there, one is $200, one is $150 and one is $10.
She asks the shop keeper why the third one is so cheap and he tells her it's because it used to live in a brothel.
The woman finds this funny and buys it.
When she takes it home and goes inside the parrot says "Fuck me, a new brothel", and the woman laughs.
Her two daughters arrive home shortly after and the parrot says, "Fuck me, new girls", and they all laugh.
Her husband is the last to get home and the parrot says, "Fuck me Phil, long time no see".