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New Manager

On her first day at the retirement complex the new manager addressed all the seniors,
pointing out some of her rules.
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males,
and the male dormitory to the females.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time,
will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.
Are there any questions?"
At this point, an older lady, named Betty stood up and enquired.....
"How much for a season ticket?"
 
New Manager

On her first day at the retirement complex the new manager addressed all the seniors,
pointing out some of her rules.
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males,
and the male dormitory to the females.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time,
will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.
Are there any questions?"
At this point, an older lady, named Betty stood up and enquired.....
"How much for a season ticket?"
Betty got game! 🤭🤣
 
New Manager

On her first day at the retirement complex the new manager addressed all the seniors,
pointing out some of her rules.
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males,
and the male dormitory to the females.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time,
will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.
Are there any questions?"
At this point, an older lady, named Betty stood up and enquired.....
"How much for a season ticket?"
Lol "how much for a season ticket?" Hahaha good one Ched Lol
 

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