New Manager
On her first day at the retirement complex the new manager addressed all the seniors,
pointing out some of her rules.
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males,
and the male dormitory to the females.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time,
will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.
Are there any questions?"
At this point, an older lady, named Betty stood up and enquired.....
"How much for a season ticket?"