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mOiOz

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I had a workmate year's back like that, when I was a young carpentry apprentice. I used to say things when he was bending over doing things like ooooh your a crack up mate. He never got it. Luckily the other carpenter recognized the unwelcome issue and inserted a long-stemmed flower in there.
When he jumped up in protest, Greg the other contractor, simply turned around to the street behind us and said. Awww no I didn't do it for you. I wanted to give a gift to the ladies' mate and yours was the only constantly seen vase around.

He was my hero after that. I was only about 16 and Ted would have killed me, if I had of done it.
 
Love them all & Pink Lion’s post as well.
 
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Lol, is she looking at his half naked butt and hoping if she could have that! Hahaha.
Ha ha ha ha.. you think thats a sexy look do you bruz? .. ha ha ha.. I don't think a single woman on this site would consider looking at a contractors but crack a turn on ha ha ha.. tell me girls, am I right.
 
Somewhere on here a few days ago, some-one referred to ass crack as being trouser cleavage! :LOL: 🤣
 
I had a workmate year's back like that, when I was a young carpentry apprentice. I used to say things when he was bending over doing things like ooooh your a crack up mate. He never got it. Luckily the other carpenter recognized the unwelcome issue and inserted a long-stemmed flower in there.
When he jumped up in protest, Greg the other contractor, simply turned around to the street behind us and said. Awww no I didn't do it for you. I wanted to give a gift to the ladies' mate and yours was the only constantly seen vase around.

He was my hero after that. I was only about 16 and Ted would have killed me, if I had of done it.
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Both cases - SAY NO TO CRACK - PULL YOUR PANTS UP!!!!
 
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At least she knows where to swipe her credit card.
 
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