The person presiding over a wedding was approached by the best man who asked if he could also keep an eye on the gift table. "There are a few people here the newlyweds don't trust around all that money" he confided.
"Then why on earth were they invited?"
Looking at him as if he were crazy, he said, "They're family"
 
Those Crocs are looking very Smug and Full.
Yummy,Yummy. They didn't have too long a wait, for some Tourist passing by
and thinking, a nice dip in the cool water.yes that is good, What on Earth could go wrong !!!!!!!!
The Crocs must have been good sharers.
There was no fighting over a Leg or Shoulder there was plenty to share.
Lifes good Talk about quick service,
And maybe even some leftovers for later on.
Giggle, Giggle, Yum Yum.
Hey!!! we just need to Chill for Uber Eats!!! To arrive.
 
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