[Skipton]

Never Mess With The Elderly​

 

[Dennis]

Beware Dennis R'S Morning Joke his slightly R Rated. This woman had been shopping and when she entered the house she could hear voices in the bedroom, on investigating she found her husband in bed with a young girl which did not please her, her husband said please let me explain, he said I was driving home when I saw this girl hitchhiking and as the weather was a bit rough I stopped to give her a lift as she was climbing into the car I noticed she was wearing an old ragged dress and I felt sorry for her, I told her you had a frock in the cupboard you had not worn for 2 or 3 years and it looked about the same size so come and try it, it fitted her and then I noticed her shoes were ready to drop to Pices and remembered that you had a pair in the wardrobe you had not worn for 2 years and fortunately they fitted her, then the girl realized she was onto a good thing and said his there any other thing your wife as not used for 2 or 3 years and that was the reason they were in the bed together.

 

[Buchanfarmer]

And that’s when the pain set in

 

[Reet]

Good one, Skipton!

 

[Viellarde]

Or the blondes...