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Wandiwa

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Nerd Joke.

A guy walks into a library and ask the librarian, do you have any books on Pavlovs dog and Schrodingers cat?
Librarian says it rings a bell, but I'm not sure whether its here or not.
 
Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock- Knock Who's there? Who. Who who? What are you an Owl?
 
Not being a nerd I do not understand this.
 
Guess I'll be like everyone else. Only a Nerd would understand.
 
Guess I’m a nerd. But it’s not hilarious but clever. Have you not heard of Pavlov and his contioning experiments
 
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haha
 
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it looks like there are quite a few unread subscribers out there. Get a book and read about Schroedingers cat or get a book on logic. Quite straight-forward Watson
 
Joke explanation:
To test his theory, Pavlov conducted an experiment where he rang a bell shortly before presenting food to the dogs. Initially, the dogs did not salivate in response to the bell. However, as they learned to associate the sound of the bell with the arrival of food, they began to salivate at the sound alone.

Schrödinger said that if you place a cat and something that could kill the cat (a radioactive atom) in a box and sealed it, you would not know if the cat were dead or alive until you opened the box, so that until the box was opened, the cat was both "dead and alive". This is used to represent how scientific theory works. No one knows if any scientific theory is right or wrong until said theory can be tested and proven.
 
A bit like algebra really. I have managed to get through life without understanding it.
 
Good explanation. But what has that got to do with Pavlovs experiment??
 
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When I was in high school our teacher was trying to teach us about Pavlov's experiments, but then a bell rang, and we all got up and went out for lunch.
 
A bit like algebra really. I have managed to get through life without understanding it.
That’s what Billy Connelly said too. But Billy does know really.
 

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