[Skipton]

My New Truck​

I bought a NEW Truck a couple of months ago, but I needed to take it back to the dealer the next day because I couldn’t get the radio to work. The technician kindly explained to me that this was a “SMART TRUCK” and the radio was “VOICE-ACTIVATED”. He turned the radio on and said, “Nelson” to the radio. The radio replied, “Ricky or Willy?” “Willy” he continued and ‘On the road again’ came on the speakers. Then he said “AC/DC”, and in an instant, ‘Highway to hell’ took the place of Willy Nelson. I drove away happy and for the next few days every time I said “Beethoven” I would get beautiful classical music or if I said “Beetles” I would get one of their greatest hits. Well, yesterday, a fella ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck but luckily I swerved in time to avoid it. I yelled out “YOU BLOODY STUPID IDIOT!” And the radio said, “Daniel Andrew's or the Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese?” I love my new truck!

 

[Jarred Santos]

My New Truck​

I bought a NEW Truck a couple of months ago, but I needed to take it back to the dealer the next day because I couldn’t get the radio to work. The technician kindly explained to me that this was a “SMART TRUCK” and the radio was “VOICE-ACTIVATED”. He turned the radio on and said, “Nelson” to the radio. The radio replied, “Ricky or Willy?” “Willy” he continued and ‘On the road again’ came on the speakers. Then he said “AC/DC”, and in an instant, ‘Highway to hell’ took the place of Willy Nelson. I drove away happy and for the next few days every time I said “Beethoven” I would get beautiful classical music or if I said “Beetles” I would get one of their greatest hits. Well, yesterday, a fella ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck but luckily I swerved in time to avoid it. I yelled out “YOU BLOODY STUPID IDIOT!” And the radio said, “Daniel Andrew's or the Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese?” I love my new truck!

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