This joke is r rated so beware. One morning this little girl said to her mummy, why was you bouncing up and down on Daddy's belly last night, for a while the mother was stuck for an answer then she said I was helping Daddy to lose weight, the little girl said you are wasting your time Mummy, the Mother said why is that?, the little girl said the baby sitter keeps blowing him up again.
 
This joke is r rated so beware. One morning this little girl said to her mummy, why was you bouncing up and down on Daddy's belly last night, for a while the mother was stuck for an answer then she said I was helping Daddy to lose weight, the little girl said you are wasting your time Mummy, the Mother said why is that?, the little girl said the baby sitter keeps blowing him up again.
I like this one better.... ;-)
 

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