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My New Book on Golfing​

In order to market the publication, I'm asking friends and family to spread the news about this essential read. This book on golf gives the reader a valuable playing guide…..

Highlights include:

How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.
How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee.
How to Get More Distance off the Shank.
When to Give the Captain the Finger.
Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water.
How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee.
How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee.
When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.

The book also includes the latest GOLF TERMS:
* A Diego Maradona - a very nasty 5 footer
* A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
* A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
* A Cuban - needs one more revolution
* An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
* An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
* A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
* A Kate Winslett - a bit flat but otherwise perfect
* A Kate Moss - bit thin
* A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
* An O. J. Simpson - got away with it
* A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
* A Princess Di – should not have taken a driver
* A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
* An elephant's arse - high and shitty
* A condom - safe but didn't feel real good
* A circus tent - a BIG top
* A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be
* A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole

I have copies in stock but I anticipate a rush so be quick and ensure you don't miss out!