[Mikev]

My Neighbour ​

Here is a funny cartoon about a visit from a next-door neighbour

 

[Littleboy8]

 

[Dennis]

Good one.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book? Because he wasn't very hungry.

 

[Dennis]

I saw this joke yesterday but beware it is a bit naughty at the end.

A woman was getting married for the 4th time, so she decided to see a gynecologist to see if everything was alright, After his examination he was surprised to find out she was still a virgin, so he asked her what had happened in her previous marriages, she said my first marriage was to a doctor and when the subject of sex came up he said he was too busy reading his medical books, My second marriage was to a Professor and all he wanted to do was study, my third marriage was to a contractor and all he said was I will have a look at it next week, She said my fourth marriage is going to be too an Attorney and I am sure I will get Screwed.

 

[UNIT1000]

gotyou

 

[Veggiepatch]

Good one.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book? Because he wasn't very hungry.

Here's a complete twist....

Why did it take the book ten months to finish a Monster? Because he wasn't very thisty.

 

[Mikev]

Thank you

 

[UruauP]

I saw this joke yesterday but beware it is a bit naughty at the end.

A woman was getting married for the 4th time, so she decided to see a gynecologist to see if everything was alright, After his examination he was surprised to find out she was still a virgin, so he asked her what had happened in her previous marriages, she said my first marriage was to a doctor and when the subject of sex came up he said he was too busy reading his medical books, My second marriage was to a Professor and all he wanted to do was study, my third marriage was to a contractor and all he said was I will have a look at it next week, She said my fourth marriage is going to be too an Attorney and I am sure I will get Screwed.

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