[mick.idgaf]

My Mum loves me.​

My son walks up to his mum and asks,

'Hey, Mum, can I go bungee jumping?' His mum replies,

'No, you were born from broken rubber, and I don't want you to go out the same way!'

 

[Maddison Dwyer]

Oh this is a clever one

 

[Dennis]

Where should you go in the room if you are freezing cold? the corner---It's usually 90 degrees.

 

[Emma Chisit.]

There was a young man from Cape Horn
who wished he'd never been born
and he wouldn't have been
if his father had seen
that the end of the rubber was torn.

 

[UruauP]

Ha!