[Skipton]

My job search​

			1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned . Couldn't concentrate . 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe . 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was as a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work , I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was always the same old grind. 15 . SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

 

[Dougal]

I trained as an optometrist and applied for a position in the Navy so that when I asked someone to do something they would reply "Eye eye sir"

 

[Ladyjay]

			1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned . Couldn't concentrate . 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe . 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was as a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work , I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was always the same old grind. 15 . SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

O kool, that works, lol

 

[PeakA]

My first job was gardener, but after the first day I was rooted. I tried dentistry but I couldn't learn the drill. I joined the army, but after a week I shot through. After that I thought I'd give the navy a go, but I was all at sea. Then I had a crack at being a butcher's assistant but I wasn't much chop at that either.

 

[thomas]

			1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned . Couldn't concentrate . 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe . 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was as a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work , I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was always the same old grind. 15 . SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

I could have recommended getting a job in a circus as a human cannonball but I think you would get fired as you seem to be the wrong calibre

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

			1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned . Couldn't concentrate . 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe . 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was as a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work , I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was always the same old grind. 15 . SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

Well, I hope you have enough money in the bank good luck Lol

 

[Macarj]

			1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned . Couldn't concentrate . 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe . 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was as a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work , I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was always the same old grind. 15 . SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

that's a lot of jobs I only had one job for my whole working life and loved it but am loving retirement even more

 

[Ezzy]

			1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned . Couldn't concentrate . 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe . 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was as a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work , I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was always the same old grind. 15 . SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

Did you ever try selling vacuum cleaners?
Didn't think so, you'd probably get sucked in!

 

[Camawerton]

Funny joke and very relatable. When I got my first job at a retail store after graduating high school, I remember being exhausted and unmotivated to work. I didn’t like my job. For the next couple of years, I had a few part-time jobs to have my own money but never felt happy with what I was doing. Finally I managed to find a job that I love after graduating from university. But the payment is not enough, so I hope to receive a promotion. My wife works in the medical field as a phlebotomist. Phlebotomists make about $36,000 a year on average, so she is the breadwinner in the family for now. But she is very supportive and understands that I want to have a career that I enjoy.