[Luckyus]

My Girlfriend​

My girlfriend has just asked me how many women I've shagged.

I said, 'I really don't want to answer that love,

you know I've had a past & I don't want to upset you!'

'C'mon' she said, 'I can handle it!'

So I had to sit there and count them all.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, you, 10, 11, 12.