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My Dogs Missing!
The Missing Dog A man went to the police station to report his missing dog.
The officer asked, “Can you describe him?” The man replied,
“He’s a fluffy brown dog with a white patch on his chest.”
The officer said, “No, I meant in terms of his personality.”
The man thought for a moment and said,
“Well, he’s cunning, manipulative, has a loud bark, and loves attention.
Basically, he’s like my ex-wife.”
