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My Dog Ran Out of Petrol
A little girl wants to take her dog for a walk, so she asks her mother whether she can take Lulu for a walk around the block.
Her mother says “ No, sweetie. Lulu is on heat. ” “ What does that mean ?”, asks the girl. “ Why don't you go and ask your dad in the garage ?” says the busy mother.
So the girl goes to her father in the garage and asks “ I want to take Lulu for a walk, but mom says she’s in heat and to ask you about it. ”.
The father takes a rag, pours some petrol on it, and then rubs Lulu’s backside with it to disguise the scent. “ Now you can take her for a walk ”, he says. “ Just don’t let her off the leash, and she’ll be fine ”.
So the little girl skips happily away with Lula trotting along beside her. A few minutes later she returns with an empty leash, and no Lulu. Concerned, her dad asked
“ Where’s Lulu, sweetie ?”
“ She ran out of gas halfway around the block, " the girl replied, " So the neighbor's dog is giving her a push home. ”
