[Luckyus]

My Attractive Neighbour​

My attractive female neighbour is completely paranoid.

She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is.....purified? Oh, wait: petrified......

Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars up a tree.

 

[Dennis]

I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE

 

[Catherines]

Could she have seen a PEEPING TOM???

 

[Wandiwa]

and the old classic joke....
My new girlfriend reckons I'm a stalker, well she's not my girlfriend yet.